Have you ever woken up and thought, “Hmm…was that a dream or did that really happen?” I often do. Some people dream about crazy fantasy scenarios like flying through the sky and monsters and all. I dream about random mundane activities. How boring is my brain?
I woke up this morning feeling super hungry and thought, “Ahh… there’s orange juice and muffins in the kitchen!” And as I clambered towards my kitchen, my brain says to me, ”Wait a minute…” And that was when I realized that I never ever buy muffins nor orange juice…. As I squint my eyes in suspicion, I think hard and long about this memory and BAM! “It was a dream! Shit!” I had dreamt that I bought orange juice and muffins and then woke up thinking I actually did have muffins and juice in the kitchen. Feeling cheated, I think to myself, “Woah, this is messed up shit. It’s too early for this. I need coffee.” Yes, coffee, that sounds so much more realisitic. Coffee, I have. Juice, nu-uh.
