The Story of the Ping Pong Show

The story begins when a man comes up and says,
"Miss! Sex shows…sex shows. Very good!"

"Um…it’s okay, we don’t want to watch sex shows."

"No, miss…no sex. No bang bang. No bang bang. Just show. Very good to see."

"It’s okay."

"What about ping pong show? Very good!"

 

At this point……my friend (let’s call her XYZ) made the following comment:

"What’s a ping pong show? Like girls in lingerie playing ping pong?"

"Um…..no. More like girls shooting ping pong balls from their vaginas."