Having a cold is almost like having been cursed. Ever watched that movie where a girl watches a freaky video and the phone rings and a scary voice tells her that she will die in seven days? Well, having a cold is kind of like that. You feel like you’re going to die. Almost like you watched that freaky video. And then in the movie, the girl lets someone else watch the freaky video and then the curse is lifted and she doesn’t die. Instead, she passes the curse on and that other unfortunate person now has to deal with it (and of course, it’s a movie, so she won’t tell the other person how to solve the curse). Anyway, I’m much less selfish and I will tell you what I know. So just like in the movie, you just have to “pass on the curse”. Yep, the curse of the cold. Give it to someone. Kiss someone, stand in really close proximity for an extended period of time, cough on someone, sneeze into someone…whatever it takes. Pass it on. Giving it to at least two other persons will have a better effect. And then, miraculously, you are cold-free! Well I’m sorry to the person I gave my cold curse to…well, I’m not really sorry, but I’m just being polite here. I’m glad that it’s no longer my problem. WoOT.
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