State the Obvious

Those who know me personally probably already know that I do not like watching TV. Without even knowing, you have already been sucked into hours of mind-numbing crap. I’d say my TV is more…a part of the decor in my house, rather than a useful machine. I’m not sure why I even have a TV in my house, but I do feel like a house isn’t a house without a TV (even though I don’t watch it). Just like Joey from Friends once said, “You don’t have a TV??? Then what the hell are all your furniture pointing at??” Yea, it’d just be weird without one.

Anyways, recently I’ve been watching a bit more TV since my mum has come to visit me. I guess she likes the noise? Well, watching crap on TV can sometimes be quite amusing.

Here are my top favourite lines I’ve heard so far: “There are only two possibilities here. One, the killer knows the victim. The second possibility is that the killer did not know the victim.” This is from a detective show where the main guy is supposedly a whiz at solving crimes. Oh wow, thanks for telling me that, I really wouldn’t have figured it out by myself.

"If he really is the murderer, then he has fooled the world. I would not have guessed him to be the murderer…." This is from another detective crime show also. How dumb are cops portrayed as?

"This man’s stab wounds are critical. Whoever stabbed him must have tried to kill him." This was said by a tanned, muscular doctor. Thanks sexy, but I doubt people stab each other just to say hi.

Well that’s it for now. I’m gonna go watch more life sucking soul draining tv in the quest of more dumb obvious lines. Good night folks!