how to fail at photography

How to Fail at Photography:

step 1. Want a camera real badly. Whinge about it all the time. Ask everyone with a camera for opinions.

step 2. Try to find a legit reason so that someone else may buy it for you.

step 3. Own that camera.

step 4. Realize that DSLRs are so frigging heavy, huge, and they need a bag all to themselves. That selfish bitch!

step 5. You have successfully failed at photography.


Ok, so that’s me. I whinged, I cried, I begged, I conned….I got a camera. Every night, I look at it because it’s so pretty. The body is metallic red. But I haven’t used it. I’ve have gone through all 5 steps of failing…..

BUT….I promise you that I shall deliver some great* photos.

*DISCLAIMER: Please note that the author uses the word “great” in a very subjective manner.