RANT.
Beware twilight fans…close this page and don’t read anymore. Go on at your own risk.
Bella: OH, who should I choose? Beastilia or necrophilia? An underaged grisly bear or a friggin’ aged corpse?
Edward: is ugly. For being more than a hundred years old, knows shit about safe sex. And why would a corpse have sperms anyway?
Jacob: probably won’t be recognizable if he were fully dressed. He’s the closest thing to acting, even if it only involves snarling and making snide comments like, I’m hotter than you. (get it? Edward is cold…and not as cute). *cue vomit*
Thank you all for listening to my rant. I have been ranting about Twilight ever since I read that book. May I add that the book is probably worse than the movie? Apart from the highly uninteresting plot, the language is particularly dull. Every sentence is she “said” this, “and then” he “said” that. “And then” that was the end of the book.
k. bye. hope you had a better weekend than me. Anyone care to tell me when this “phenomenon that’s taken the world over by a storm” ends?
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