romantic comedies suck

Romantic comedies suck. Yes they do. Why? Because first of all, you never, NEVER, see a man look like this:

Who also happens to love cooking for you, lighting candles, cuddling you all the time, buy you flowers, loves small animals and small children, have empathy for the poor, love the environment, treats women with respect, have a decent career, watches the news, is intelligent, loves to cuddle (did I say that already?), loves to clean, notices when you change your hairstyle, opens the door for you, apologizes at the right time BLAH BLAH BLAH. And still be straight. And isn’t a psychopath who ends up murdering you.

So yes, romantic comedies suck.

Women, romantic comedies are the biggest scam since Shakespeare knew how to crap. So don’t fall for it. Or you will never love your man for the way he is. Your man, the one who never cleans, doesn’t cook, thinks instant noodles are real food, runs away at the when they hear “children”, makes fun of everyone, thinks cuddling are for the weak, opens the door for himself and doesn’t even notice when the door slams you in the face, oh and also thinks beer is water. Yes, that man. If you stopped watching chick flicks, you might love him more. Yes, this man:

Happy Sunday everyone! I hope you all had a great weekend *not* watching chick flicks!!