the not-so-glamourous side of my sad sad life

1. The boss Mr.S informed me that a “situation” has occured. And I will have to have my holiday the week of June 1st. “Well…do you consent?”, he asks. Oh…was that a rhetorical question? Or a trick question? WELL…..you have confused me…

2. Yay I got paid. What did I do? I went to Homeplus….(which is a supermarket).

3. I went to the gym and the trainer made me do a body assessment where he tells me, “You, Diet. 2 kilos. Rice, no.” 0_0 I’m FAT? By normal standards…or by Korean standards?

4. In one week, my classes have been “too boring” AND “too noisy” AND that I “play too much games”. Contradiction much?

5. On the first day of my “Diet” (which I am VERY unwilling to undertake), Nicole bakes Banana Bread.

6. On the second day of my already failed “Diet”, Nicole bakes Olive oil and Rosemary cake. Which is SO DAMN DELICIOUS. Drop two kilos? Scrap that…..it was worth it even if I gained. SO DAMN DELICIOUS.

7. Friday night, I went grocery shopping AND saw countless couples. Rub it in my face why don’t you. If I go on a date in Korea, it’ll be to Homeplus. DAMN RIGHT.

8. I realize I might have committment-phobia. I’m like a bird without feet…..-__- just the thought of staying somewhere permanent scares me. The word BABY makes me almost want to collapse and die. And marriage? Imagine waking up to the same person for the REST OF YOUR LIFE *hyperventilates*

9. For the first time I felt old. The students from one of my class are all born in the year of the Tiger. Like me. But a whole TWELVE YEARS later……….

10. It’s been 5 months and it’s still cold. FML.