The attack of the Evil Garlic

Garlic is like the expensive shoe. It is wonderful and it is in the moment. But when you get home, you regret. You remorse over the indulgence. You wince at your credit card debt. Just like garlic. It is wonderfully aromatic and delicious to eat. But later you regret. When you brush your teeth and you have a disgusting garlicy taste mixed with your toothpaste. When you wake up the next morning and you still smell garlic lingering in your breath. Then you tell yourself, this is the last time. Never again. But when you see that beautiful shoe in the window calling your name. You can’t but resist not buying it home. Just like garlic. It just makes things taste that much better.