Some things which popped into my head these couple of days:
[at Central Market]
"Wow….the ground is really clean here!"
[at Woolworths supermarket]
"Oh my GOD. Look at this whole refrigerator of CHEESE. WOW."
[still at Woolworths 3 minutes later]
"Oh my GOD. Look at the CHEESE……"
[waiting for the Tram]
"Hmm…. nobody here is wearing a sparkly flowery bow in her hair"
[turning the street corner and a lady bumps into me and says “Oh, I’m sorry. Are you okay?]
"Yes. Yes. YES. I can speak ENGLISH TO YOU AND YOU UNDERSTAND ME"
[walking down the street]
"Hello there muscular men…it’s been a long time since I’ve seen pecs and arms."
[still walking down the street]
"Wow. Boobs. Big boobs….everywhere….."
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