- I never die
- I weigh 95 pounds
- I have portraits of spiders hanging all over my home
- I climb walls
- I wear a matrix-style long coat
- My hair is impeccably perfect no matter what
- Did I mention that I never die?
- You can still see my boobs when I wear a bullet vest
Still don’t know who I am?
One more hint…
- I can fly down an elevator shaft and still be in one piece
- I can get punched in the face five times and still look awesome
- I can jump from a helicopter into an icy cold lake and still survive
- I can be handcuffed but I can still do whatever I want
- There’s only me….but I can kill ALL the Russian spies.
Who am I? I am…SALT.
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