a little itch

What a sexy lady! I love women from that era~

Okay so I’ve been having this dry skin dilemma and I have been itching all over my body! I scrubbed and scrubbed and put on layer after layer of lotion and nothing worked. I even broke out in a rash on my legs because I had some allergy reaction to the body lotion. It sucks when you have sensitive skin. So, for anyone who has bad sucky skin which reacts to anything … first, read the back of the bottle. After my 15th or so adverse reaction, I finally realized there was some connection. Call me slow, but at least I figured it out. So the more blah-blah-chemical names that you can’t even pronounce, BAD. Here’s a little DIY I want to share with you guys today…. well, girls, but hey, gender equality issues so I guess boys can scrub their bodies too. Just don’t tell anyone. Don’t tell me at least. I still like to think there are manly macho men out there who live in caves and hunt and speak ape….mm, sexy.

Anyway, easy as hell to do is this body scrub. I’ve been using it a few times now and my skin doesn’t resemble snake skin anymore!! Sorry to put that image in your head but that’s what the cold weather does to you. Turns you into a reptile. So some brown sugar, some oatmeal, some honey and a tiny bit of body wash. Mmm….you could almost eat it for breakfast (hence the body wash in it….it does kinda stop me from scooping it into my mouth). And there you go! A yummy smelling good-for-you scrub that you can use without the fear of breaking out and looking like a bumpy monster. (I’m not creating good images today, am I?)

There is a bit of a downside to this scrub though. After I use it, I end up sniffing my skin and touch my legs constantly. So I look like a bit of a weirdo. But seriously, this stuff smells so good.

It’s your choice really. Look like a reptile with a rash outbreak? Or a nice-smelling, pretty-skin self-absorbed bitch who keeps touching and sniffing her own skin?? "Duh…..winning!” - as said by Charlie Sheen. I’d love to interview him and just…observe him. His brain fascinates me.