Last week was Black Friday and it was probably the blackest day for me. And while I wade in my own self-pity, do realize that they’re just first world problems.
1. I ate a fake chicken panini. They put iceberg lettuce in it and I could not tell whether it was chicken or canned tuna (not intending to sound like Jessica Simpson, but the “meat” was seriously so mushy and flavourless that I just couldn’t tell what it was). But I ate it because it cost me $42 HKD. And that’s expensive. (Not really, but then again, I’m cheap).
2. I then proceeded to go to my favourite nail polish store (which was RECOMMENDED by a certain magazine) and I bought 3 bottles of O.P.I. polish. I was super excited all day about my new colours and when I got home I realized they were FAKE opi. Being the scientist that I am, I hopped online and did a thorough investigation and have concluded that they are fake. DAMN it.
3. I flipped on the TV hoping to find something that would cheer me up. Some music award show was on and this gay singer who couldn’t sing nor dance was getting 3 awards and he was singing and dancing horrible. Then another gay looking guy came up and received the award for “Best female artist.” Wait, wait, wait….FEMALE?? Apparently yes. I got faked a third time.
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| This was the “female” that faked me. |
4. Feeling really humiliated because I was continuously faked all day, I reached for a box of chocolate. I popped it into my mouth and waited for that glorious feeling to submerge me. Nope. Something was wrong. I could taste…what was that taste? White chocolate? Maybe it has a white chocolate filling? Nope. That wasn’t it. What was that taste? FOUL. That’s what it was. Expired milk. That’s what it was. I ran into the kitchen and spat it out. EW. Why….why chocolate? Why are YOU also fake???
There you go. That’s my pool of self-pity. Haha. I’m just joking, I wasn’t really feeling sorry for myself but it just coincidentally all happened in one day and on Black Friday too! What an awesome blog post (if I say so myself). HA.
How was your Black Friday?
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